In the Beginning...
It started with a talk about organised religion among two who have problems with such. It was stated by Kadi, that "...your faith, if you have it, is a very private and personal thing to you. And should not be governed. It's between you and whatever symbol or deity you believe in..."
In response, it was stated that most religions share the same basic teachings, "...(don't kill, don't steal, etc) and if you're a good person, it shouldn't matter if you worship a pair of blue jeans..."
"Personally," stated Kadi, "I practice Mulgrewism." And since it was about to be suggested by our corrupt and drooling Archbishop that someone start up a relgion about worshipping Kate -- we did!
Stay and enjoy, or pass on through. We ask only that you respect our religion as we shall try to respect yours.
Pecking Order
Like most religions, we must have a bit of organisation. And like any organisation those in the highest power are indeed the most corrupt.
- Our Drooling Pope: Kadi (Her Holy Highness)
- Cardinal: Lilith (O Blessed One Who Has Been Kissed by Kate)
- Archbishop: SaRa (The One Without a Witty Title)
- Mother Superior: Priestess Adrienne (Leading the other benign preistesses who wish to save themselves for the one day when Kate might choose to *eg* bless them.)
- Holy Eunuch: Katsume (Protector of the Great Goddess from the Evil Beelzatim.)
- Patron Saint of Mulgrewism: Robert Beltran (Beltranism Deity)
- Evil Underlord Beelzatim: Tim Hagan (Wannabe Ruler of the Underworld -- Er, Ohio)
The Goddess's Divine Prime Directive
- Thou shalt not kill thy clone (or any living being).
- Thou shalt not steal another's clone (or any object).
- Thou shalt not be cast into the darkest depths of hell for having a sexual relationship with someone of the same nature (or any sexual relationship with any consenting human being in your age group).
- All followers must have in their possession the Resolutions Towel Wearing editon clone of the Great Goddess.
- Thou must honor the birthday of the Great Goddess.
- Thou shalt not believe in the sanctity that is the Mulgrew/Hagan marriage. (Face it folks, it was a political marriage of convenience.)
- Thou shalt not feel shame to read or write smut about the Great Goddess. Your right to do so is protected by the Constitution and upheld by the Supreme Court.
- Thou shalt never speak in hatred of the Great Goddess.
- All followers should feel free to express opinions and feelings upon anything Goddess Related. (If she puts her foot in her mouth, feel free to comment on it, as long as Directive 8 is upheld).
- Thou shalt not tell another worshipper that they are too young or old to worship the Great Goddess.
Initiation
You haven't run screaming yet. You want in. Boy, and we thought we had issues!
To convert to this new religion, save a button, place it on your webpage, and link it to http://mulgrewism.sinfree.net. Once you have done that, email us your name and URL. If we see that the button is on your site, we will put your name and your URL on the members page.
Confirmation
Wow, you made it. You're a full-fledged Mulgrewist now and you want to get together with some of the others. Perhaps you might consider subscribing to the email group. Just put your email adress below and we'll welcome you into the insanity.